Mindy and Danny “Crimes & Misdemeanors & Ex-BFs”



the question i’ve asked most often during our marriage, if not out loud, if not to the person who could answer. i suppose these questions storm cloud over every marriage: what are you thinking? how are you feeling? who are you? what have we done to each other?

                               w h a t   w i l l   w e   d o ?



so, it’s a show? it’s a lifestyle. it’s a religion.




Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
(58:50, 1:04:58)


The Mo’Lympics: Joel Mchale and Billy Eichner Destroy Each Other (x)


I almost threw my back out last time. Oh, well that’s what you get for trying to restrain a lady against her will. As if I could ever get you to do anything against your will. Seriously though, you’re like unnaturally strong. It’s intimidating.